My Favorite Quote of All Time

" I don't pick my nose because I want to, I pick it because it wants me to!"



Well I think We can all relate to it! Its something we all participate in. I think the Quote Picks itself.

The Worst Teacher I Ever Had

Any one 4 a little maths??

Professional

Woody!! Felt sorry for him, he just wasn't cut out to b a teacher. From his point of view, we were all out 2 get him but all he had 2 do was sit down and talk with us....That wasn't going 2 happen. His ability to spin around while writing on the blackboard was world class! I cant even remember what he was suppose to be teaching....I think he left teaching soon after I finished school and joined the French Foreign Legion.

The Alaskan Fuzz

snow joke!

White landscape

cop 1: I told you not to buy a white vechial out here.....



cop 2: I know! I know!!!! Shi.... my wife's going to kill me!

My Question In Need of an Honest Answer

Hey honey..... Could you tell ur mother I'm ready to get up now!

Beach Man

Do you think I'm overweight?

Would I Survive No Internet for a Whole Month?

I spy with my little eye something begining with i....

Waiting

Yes...I would go to church and light a candle, say a prayer or 2, get the news paper and wait................

Overheard at My Own Funeral

"MeFly"

fly on the wall

" Who was he? "

" I don't know!, I got $ 20 to attend"

" Cool !

" I herd he died and became a Fly on The Wall !!!!!!!

The World Would Be a Better Place If...

To b Human or Not !!!!!!

Magnera Human Skull 2

get rid of all the Humans!

That Special Book in My Life

A dizzy day in my office

Spiraling

"Tumbling down"

My Dream Vacation

Welcome to the treasure dome

Kabul hillside

2 weeks in kabul, siteseeing, riding camels. watching war movies without the need of a tv.