Leave a party if you see Her Husband comes in to the room!

Her Husband comes in to the room!
Sorry I cant say much at the minute as I'M in hiding!!

I noticed the girl I picked up earlier has an Adams apple!!1
Well if u dont know, ask ur mother!

First rule of relationships: Liposuction every 5 years

Liposuction every 5 years
whats to explain!

max. of 3 relationships every 5 years!

My son! he's 6'8"!!! is someone I admire

my son! he's 6'8"!!!
His ability to use a full tin of body spray and still smell of b.o

me.
i love him! and i think he loves me too!

Stephen Hawking
his genius and his Albert Einstein qualities. but most of all, how he can keep going with all his disabilities. I don't think I would or could cope with that.....

Please get Yellow submarine out of my head

Yellow submarine by Beetles

any song by boyzone

You're the One That I Want Lyrics by John Travolta / Olivia Newton

Stuck in an elevator with delta goodrem

delta goodrem
Hot r what! Just have a look at her, mind blowing beutiful!!!
How or what she sees in Brian McFadden is beond me.

President Barack Obama
i'd ask him if he can get us out of here, and he would say 'Yes I can!'