I could eat nothing but death by chocolate for a year

Death by chocolate by Jacob Bøtter

death by chocolate

I could eat nothing but chocolate & biscuit cake for a year

I'l have u in the end!!!

Chocolate-covered Oreo Cake by ginnerobot

chocolate/biscuit cake. or biscuit/chocolate cake!

Here, have a million dollars

I would give 150,000$ to my friend Russel so he can open a Indian/ srilankan restaurant which serves traditional Indian/srilankan food.
250,000$ to Bird Watch Ireland, to help reintroduce both Sea Eagle and golden Eagles to our Shores.
And 500,000$ to help both the hungry, sick and homeless people in war torn areas of the world.

That would leave me with 5 million $. Well, I think I might put my name down to fly on the space shuttle to the Space station.
For everything else , there's Master Card!!

I demand 3 polar bears and a getaway car at the front door in 20 minutes

3 polar bears and a getaway car at the front door in 20 minutes
Just get me the bears and car....Hurry, the clocks ticking and uv got 10 minuets left or the giraffe gets it!!

I want a another birthday cake from 'The Poet's Rest cake shop in Slane, Co Meath, Ireland. You know the one, the biscuit and chocolate one. I want u 2 put
I love biscuit chocolate cake and my cholesterol is 6.4

Zombies!

tell them i'v nothing in de house and maby they would like 2 go out 4 an Indian r chinese!!!!!

Making out in in a golf club

well... not great as it was dark outside the golf club. I thought to my self 'WOW! she's got a small mouth and her Lips!!! all floppy and waxy. She let a shrike and said 'I really like that! but can you please take your tongue out of my ear! and kiss me.
So I sort of ,made a pigs ear of my first kiss!!!!!!

Regards:B

Where can I park my Escalade with gold rims?

Escalade with gold rims always wins. Its got that 'je ne suis pa' and stuff like that.... But seriously though, I though he was dead.

I'll spend my golden years near Christchurch New Zealand

south island new Zealand!!! The most beautiful place in the world and Christchurch is a pretty good place to live out your so called Golden years, but I would head down south a bit to a town called 'Invercargill'. "Eden was heaven and God was a happy God. But when Adam and Eve done the dirty deed, he destroyed all before him and created a place we now know as New Zealand, and stayed 4 a time in a place Called 'Invercargill" Heavenly or what!!!!!

A Fine Sports man

I was the first goalkeeper in league of Ireland football ( soccer ) to save 3 penalties during play.
That's the serious stuff out of the way!!
For the sporting world to hear about me I think I would have to be 'Tiger Woods' brother and being white would make me stand out!!!!

Seat me next to the quiet starer, please

Well... I could understand them staring quite easily as I'M very good looking or so my mirror tells me. How ever..... if this staring kept going for more than 4 or 5 hours maybe then id ask him why he didn't get of in his home town 4 stops back! but then the women sitting across from us gets up and grabs the person staring at me and says ' i bought this mannequin in he sales, it will look great in my shop window!!!!!!!!

'Bring Back That Leroy Brown' will help you through a break-up

Bring Back That Leroy Brown by Queen

Made me feel good again!

Spread Your Wings by Queen

'Pull yourself together
Because you know you should do better
That's because you're a free man '

I'm Going Slightly Mad by Queen

I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear

My song about ' Death Valley 'furnace Creek'

' look whats comming down the line
some indian chief, says he's from 'Lone pine'
Says , some one stole me squaw from my jeep
and is hideing out near furnace Creek.

You can call me...

Homer! The grinch! Groucho! and finally Mr. hypochondriac.
U can work it out 4 your selves.........although sometimes I'm happy... just sometimes....

Let me tell you what I do

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you all but I'm just a humble bus driver. I did in a previous life work in Irish Telecoms. But Hey! I Like what I'm doing. I get to walk my two dogs In Rossmore Park every day and with my refereeing and part time gardener, also my wife works in the county council as a environmental chemist. That helps!!

Vancouver made me homesick

I missed the softer toilet paper and stronger beer!

my love

I'm looking 4 some one, but cant find her. If I could see her one more time i could leave this place with a heart full of smiles. Can u help me find my beautiful flower so that she might turn and give me one last kiss. the fog lifts and the sun gives the wilted flowers one more chance. I must go now my friend...... adieu